A saga told by a Japanese patriot

外国人が日本人を特別視してるってのは、自国の歴史少しでも知ってたら誰でも分かるだろ?

Anyone who knows even a little bit about the history of their own country would know that foreigners have a special view of the Japanese people, right?

まず、天然資源がまったくないのは非常に不運なこと。もう両手両足もがれたぐらいのハンデ

First of all, it is very unfortunate that we have no natural resources at all. It's like having your hands and feet torn off.

しかもすごいのは、米国の3分の1の人口、わずか25分の1の領土、だから農業で輸出して食べていくことすらできない。条件からして最貧国でもおかしくない国。

What's more, it has one-third the population of the U.S. and only one-fifth the territory, so it can't even export its agricultural products to eat. A country that could be the poorest country in terms of conditions.

そんな国が、100年ほど前で当時世界最強クラスだったロシアとか清(中国)をあっさり倒して、 非白人国家で白人常任倶楽部仲間入りしちゃって、おまけに米国を敵に回して本気で戦争をしてさ、世界で唯一米国本土を爆撃して、英国の無敵艦隊をボコボコにして、オランダ倒して大健闘。

Such a country, about 100 years ago, easily defeated Russia and the Qing Dynasty (China), which were the most powerful countries in the world at the time, joined the White Standing Club in a non-white country, and even went to war against the United States, bombing the U.S. mainland, beating up the invincible British fleet, and defeating the Netherlands. Great battle.

日本は世界で唯一、原子力爆弾を落とさせるほどてこずらせたんだ。しかも二発だよ。二発。

Japan was the only country in the world to give us enough trouble to drop a nuclear bomb. And that's two bombs. Two bombs.

信じられない。戦争に負けたというが、日本のせいでアジアから白人の植民地が全部消されたんだぞ。俺たちこそアジアのヒーローだ!

unbelievable. They say they lost the war, but because of Japan, all the white colonies were erased from Asia. We are the HERO of Asia!

敗戦国である日本は、ただでさえ資源のない国なのに、さらにすべてのインフラを潰され、多額の賠償金を払わされ、100%立ち直れない状態の極貧衰弱国家になった。

Japan, as a defeated nation, is a resource-poor country, but with all of its infrastructure destroyed and massive reparations paid, it has become an extremely poor and weak nation that is 100% unable to recover.

白人たちは今度こそ鬱陶しいイエローモンキーが消えて数百年は生意気な顔を見ずに済むと思っていたが…

The whites thought that this time the depressing yellow monkeys would disappear and they wouldn't have to look at their cocky faces for a few hundred years...

日本はすぐに白人社会の経済圏に入り、白人社会の仲間入りをしただけでなく、わずか2,30年でアメリカをも追い抜き、あっという間に世界一になった。

Japan immediately joined the white society in the economy, and not only did it join the white society, but it overtook it and quickly overtook even the U.S. in just a couple of decades to become number one in the world.

東京の土地だけでもアメリカ全土が買えるほどの価値になり、世界は日本の圧倒的な経済力に呆然とした。

The land in Tokyo alone became worth enough to buy the entire United States, and the world was stunned and amazed by Japan's overwhelming economic power.

しかも経済の80%が内需。内需だけでそれ。金融とかでまだ全然進出してないし、車や家電、工業製品ももまだまだ進出しきってなくてその状態。

Moreover, 80% of the economy is domestic demand. That's just domestic demand. We haven't made any inroads in the financial sector yet, and we haven't made any inroads in cars, appliances, or industrial products yet.

もうマンガの域。

You're like a comic book hero.

戦後60年、一度もミサイルを発射したこともなく、侵略したこともないのに、こんなデタラメに成長するポテンシャルがあったんだよ!!

In the 60 years since the end of the war, we have never launched a missile or invaded, yet we had the potential to grow into such bullshit.

さらに娯楽でも驚くべき躍進を迎えた。今度は漫画・アニメ・ゲーム。気がつけばハリウッドの規模をとっくに超えているんだ!!

In addition, there has been an amazing breakthrough in entertainment. Now it's manga, anime, and games. The scale of the entertainment industry has long since surpassed that of Hollywood.

アメリカの検索で一位になってるのが日本のアニメとか。世界中で一番人気の映像作品が日本のアニメとか。

There was also a time when the number one search of the year in the US was for Japanese anime.

There was also the fact that the most popular video work in the world was Japanese animation.

極めつけは世界一長い国号、日本の天皇家は、世界最古の王家としてギネスにも認定されているんだぜ。

To top it all off, Japan's emperor is the world's longest national name, and is recognized by Guinness as the world's oldest royal family.

History as represented by the Emperor. If I had normal nerves, I would be afraid of this country and not want to get involved.

天皇陛下に代表される歴史。普通の神経をしていたら、この国に畏敬の念を抱くはずだ。

History as represented by the Emperor. If you had normal nerves, you'd be in awe of this country.

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